Larraine considered what she might have done to prevent this situation, and first she thought she could have not gone skiing with Leonard and his friends. She couldn't ski, they all could, and he seemed to be more into spending the weekend with them than including her in the group and sharing their fun.
Leonard was quiet on the drive to the mountains; he would have said, had she remarked, that he was focused on the road, on driving, on making sure they made it to Tahoe safely, but that wasn't it. The roads were clear, they didn't even need the chains they'd borrowed, which Leonard didn't know how to put on anyway and was too cheap to pay someone else to do for him so Larraine was glad that hadn't become an issue.
Larraine would have liked to talk about something, if not Leonard's friends then what they'd do that weekend, what he liked about skiing in Tahoe, jeez, what they were going to make for lunch when they took their turn cooking for the group of 10—themselves the only couple—in the rented house. But Leonard was hunched over the wheel, squinting into the blue afternoon light, looking like himself 40 or 50 years hence. Larraine was glad they were driving up during the day but soon began to wonder if she'd made a mistake taking Friday off from work. Not a good sign, she thought, when she imagining herself better off talking women newly out of prison through resume writing and Interviewing 101.
From this vantage point—looking past her right leg, enveloped in space-age hot pink plaster and propped up on a chair in from of the couch, to watch a Friends rerun—things probably turned out as best they could. Yes, he'd not shown her interest or kindness for the three weeks before, up to and including her tumble down the beginner slope; yes, he'd been showing off to another girl; yes, he clearly never had any intention of telling her he just wasn't that into her anymore, even though he was the one who'd admitted first falling hard and fast and hadn't since then mentioned any change in feeling.
This is what had made Larraine go in the first place, despite a nagging doubt; and this is what had sent her straight to the beginner slope, without a lesson; because this is what propelled her into Leonard's arms in the first place, though she hadn't thought about it until she heard two snowboarders on the lift behind her:
"Dude, it's like, you're gonna fall."
"Right?"
"And there are three kinds of falls."
"Oh Yeah."
"One, you're all, 'No way am I falling, Dude! Fuck that shit!' And you're like crawling down the slope, not fucking falling, OK, but not fucking boarding either, so I'm calling that a fall."
"Right on."
" Two, you're like going along, just gettin into it and whatever and you're like, picking up speed and you start to psych yourself out, you're all like, 'Fuck, man, I'm gonna fall!' so you just make yourself wipe out."
"Totally. Done that."
"But those falls suck. Those are beat. Wrong. Way. To. Go. You know why? Because the only way to fall, the only true wipe out, is the one you don't see coming, can't see coming because you are too busy rockin that mountain, getting your powder on, catchin a little air. Then wham! You're eating snow.
"Now that's of course the most physically painful fall, the one that's going to get you hoping that bullshit HMO you got is going to work four hours from home, but you're going to love that fall, you're going to appreciate that fall because you know what? You were fucking shredding that mountain, you were fucking tearing it up and if it spanked you back, that means you sucker-punched the motherfucker first."
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